Darkness...

I fear I've not long for this world. My roots have curled, I am brown and stick-like.

Okay, I was brown and stick-like when I got here. Tonight I'm going to a specialist. If this doesn't work, it was nice knowing you.

And on that note, I'm ratting everyone out!

Callie, you hairball shedding, toilet licking, shoe molesting beast! You haven't so much as glanced at me the entire time I've been here. The only time you even come near me is to pilfer water out of my watering can! You witch! Lady, you want to know what happened to that earring? Look in the litter box! Ms. Purrfect ate it!

Feldon, you arrogant bastard. I saw the way you looked at me. I know it was only a matter of time before you got out and use me as a toilet! Well Ha! I never gave you the satisfaction! Stupid bird...I hope your tail feathers fall out again.

PJ, my pig! You are the only cool inhabitant of this place. The voice of my band, my hall-mate and confidant. So what if you kick litter out of your cage? I don't care man, you were just keeping it real. Well you stay that way brother...or I'm coming back to kick your fuzzy butt!

Now that the gloom and doom is over, don't count me out. I'm a fighter...and we've got a gig Saturday night at KC's.